May 2005



Fire Island season opener

Sat, 05/28/05 2:58 P GMT-05
Just got back from Fire Island for an overnight gig with Jimmy James. I was the sound man. Great weather today, but yesterday was freezing. Saw Candice Cayne's show last night. Hilarious. Nishom was there with about ten thousand other fags. I started

Boney M for president

Thu, 05/26/05 11:59 P GMT-05
Nasty weather today. Everybody on the street was talking about it. I made it to CLAY and then to dinner with Shulman. Spotted Larry Tee and a few other freinds, but said nothing. Bunny hired me to film her show at SPLASH tonight. It was great and her

Typhoid Mary and the Mystery of the Purple Carpet is Solved

Thu, 05/26/05 9:44 P GMT-05
Sorry kids, I still can't post any pictures and I have finally found my camera under a large pile of laundry. I guess I should get that in order...It's FRIEND OF THE WEEK time again. Send your submissions to auntalice@gmail.com. I'll be choosing my n

stray bead

Thu, 05/26/05 9:30 A GMT-05
I can't stop staring at a picture of a Guido model from Monday night's show. I can't post the picture yet...Thanks blog-city. The plumber is here trying to get a stray bead of solder out of my hot water pipe that leads to my shower. better get the ne

Benefits Del Toro

Wed, 05/25/05 3:25 P GMT-05
This is your voice of New York. I'm seated now in the main auction room at Christie's, Rockefeller Center. The event - a benefit auction for Peacegames, a peace promoting organization dedicated to discouraging bullies and mean kids in schools across

Barometer says CHANGE

Sun, 05/22/05 2:02 A GMT-05
Oh it was just awful. I made my DJ gig but I was in a terrible mood. I made it on time but it was really hard to pretend to be happy or enthusiastic once I got there. I felt over-dressed. Everything was wrong or not good enough. I scoffed as I p

Claritin Conspiracy

Sat, 05/21/05 11:52 A GMT-05
Allergy ridden crust eyes here. Even Letterman is making jokes about allergies. I think it's an environmental problem or something. Pollen terrorism. I was serving coffee all day yesterday. Today I'm working  on the baseboards AGAIN and later DJ at

WOW - thanks for the responses...

Fri, 05/20/05 12:49 A GMT-05
WOW. This blog thing is getting better. I got quite a few responses to the Freind Of The Week contest and some of them were hot! Here's one - wow - got a number?Today I was really busy and felt a little stressed about being so busy and working on pr

NEW CONTEST! - God Bless God!

Thu, 05/19/05 3:00 A GMT-05
"Friend of the Week"announcing my new contest...be my friend of the week...for seven days!"Friends of the Week" will have their photo posted on the side of my blogfor a complete seven days (EST) and their photo will be seen by eve

This is Fascinating

Thu, 05/19/05 12:00 A GMT-05
Here's something interesting - Today I'm feeling not too good, not too bad...just kind of medium. I picked up the frosted glass panels for my new bathroom door then went to see Tobie at her studio. We printed some of my photos and they came out great

Vintage Bogwear

Mon, 05/16/05 10:23 P GMT-05
About a month ago I posted a picture of my favorite shoe on the market today. In keeping with a flair for footwear, I offer this fine footwear photo...Granted it IS a vintage look and sizing could be a problem, but what could be better for the next g

Mike The Headless Chicken

Sun, 05/15/05 10:33 P GMT-05
Continued tanning today and I am ever so slightly singed. The Zsa Zsa Gabor workout video has left us exhausted. Just heard about Mike The Headless Chicken....so wierd.google it.GBCAB.B.

11 foot tall Lisa Douglas

Sat, 05/14/05 11:59 P GMT-05
Yesterday I threw in a quick load of laundry and barely caught the 5:20 from Hoboken to Port Jervis.We made an ice cream stop then went on to base camp with Tom and Todd. I ate a tamale we all agreed that Mariah carey is a genius, then watched "

PM Royalty returns to Manhattan

Fri, 05/13/05 12:31 P GMT-05
Last night was another "PM Royalty" evening with Sister Molly Pemecula De La Tassles Blondie Destiny Darling Tinklepuss Poosnacker Shasta Del Mar Fergie Daysleeper Mentor Dimesion. We met at The Maritime for a martini and pizzas with Christ

just lazy by nature

Thu, 05/12/05 1:28 A GMT-05
Not motivated today. Made it to the gym after binging on a chocolate doughnut AND a cinnamon roll. Can you imagine the shame spriral I launched into before 20 minutes on the rowing machine? DInner was delicious at Todd's. Tom was there and gave me co

Take This steak

Wed, 05/11/05 1:56 A GMT-05
I can't get the Apllebee's song out of my feeble brain. "Take this steak and TOP it..." - Here are the official lyricsUnfortunately, the  second verse is not on the website version which is HERE. Check it out - you too may be obbsessed wit

Magic Photos

Mon, 05/09/05 9:08 P GMT-05
I saw Magic Johnson on 14th street today. Don't lose the magic. The rowing machine at CLAY is killing me. I need to set up a photo shoot for some new pictures of myself. Are there any photographer friends out there who might be interterested? Email m

TIKI HUT TIME

Mon, 05/09/05 1:05 A GMT-05
Today I went to visit Douglas with Gina. We planted some flowers and things and I sucessfully used the word "rhizome." Douglas used "penurios" the other day but I can't say why. We then brainstormed on the new and improved TIKI HU

Envelopes full of cash

Sat, 05/07/05 3:38 P GMT-05
Broke again. Waiting on a check. The ususal. I'm not letting it get me down, but I should be. I hope the collection agency can undestand this. They don't seem very interested in my personal matters. For instance they had absolutely no interest whatso

disco, old hag and torture

Fri, 05/06/05 12:00 A GMT-05
Do you love disco? I do...but what I love even moe than disco music is dancing to disco music. CLICK HERE to learn how. (thanks to Dino for this link.) Yesterday I was too tired to even get out of bed. CLICK HERE to learn why.(I'm still too tired to

too tired

Wed, 05/04/05 4:32 P GMT-05
I'm too tired today. At first I thought it was because I had a really hard work out on the rowing machine last evening. Now I hope I'm not sick. Feeling fevery and feeble. Channel 13 is all Holocaust shit. This cartoon made me laugh. Hey, if we can't

The Frito Banditos

Tue, 05/03/05 5:07 P GMT-05
I met Bunny for a coffee at S'nice. It was'nice. I am searching for a miter box big enough to handle the base board. No luck yet. Nobody in Home Depot knows anything. They don't even know where things are. It's pretty amazing. I was wondering why the

A little free time this month...

Mon, 05/02/05 1:01 A GMT-05
Sunday - A nice day by afternoon. Breezy and chilly in the shade, but nice and clear mostly. I am feeling sort of weird today. I have decided to put and end to a paralyzing fear I have concerning a financial matter. Thanks to the advice of an old fri